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Tale of the Tape: Preseason Week 1 @Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego

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Seattlehawk94

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Well, it's 2011 and it's the preseason....We here at TOTT Institute are warming up as well....You can't expect TJack to throw for 300 right out of the gate and you can't expect TOTT to be gutbustingly funny and perfect either....We were locked out too you know, Mrs. TOTT couldn't even turn on NFL Network without the faint sound of crying....Bear (not the Shitcago kind) with us....​

BACK TO FOOTBALL!​

Population:
Seattle: 3,344,813 (14th)​
San Diego: 1, 307,00 (8th)​
Winner: San Diego, though it's really just becoming a suburb of Los Angeles which is good because next year when their team is in LA they can still think of them as "the home team"...​

Name:
Seattle: Named after a local Duwamish chief named Sealth. His grave on Bainbridge Island looks at his namesake city.​
San Diego: Named after Saint Didacus of Alcala (Diego) the patron Saint of Franciscan laity.​

Winner: San Diego, according to legend when he died his corpse had a perfume like odor that filled the church....I guess that wins? I'm sure old Sealth's funeral smelled like salmon and BO so.....And no....San Diego doesn't mean "Whale's Vagina" in German....​

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Nickname:
Seattle: Emerald City​
San Diego: America's Most Livable City​
Winner: San Diego, when your city's average high in January is 67 degrees your nickname isn't lying...​

Sports Teams:
Seattle: Seahawks, Mariners, Sounders​
San Diego: Chargers, Padres​
Winner: Seattle, they are in the same boat as us when it comes to NHL/NBA. An old arena that should be condemed and idiots in government who think "it's a great building"...​

Sports Teams Lost:
Seattle: 2-Supersonics (NoKC Blunder), Pilots (Milwaukee Brewers)​
San Diego: 2-Rockets (Houston), Clippers (Los Angeles)​
Winner: Push, they lost TWO NBA teams only one when Sterno was commish...Though next year add the Chargers to that list...​

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Championships:
Seattle: 2-Mets won 1917 Stanley Cup, Supersonics won 1979 NBA Finals.​
San Diego: 0​
Winner: Seattle, San Diego is the only Pro-City, besides Buffalo, with more than 1 sport to never win a World Championship...​

Notable Landmarks:
Seattle: Space Needle, Columbia Center, EMP​
San Diego: Mission District, Gaslamp Quarter, San Diego Zoo​
Winner: Seattle, SD's downtown is kinda boring....If you want to see real animals without paying zoo prices, go to TJ....They use live donkeys in their donkey shows!​

Beer:
Seattle: Pyramid, Redhook, Hale's Ales​
San Diego: Tecate​
Winner: Seattle, Tecate means "I pissed in a can" in Spanish...​

Cuisine:
Seattle: Raw Oysters, Red Mill Burgers, Salmon, Crab​
San Diego: Rubio's Fish Tacos, In-N-Out Burger,​
Winner: San Diego, try a Rubio's Fish Taco....Only fish taco tastier is....Not going to go there.....​

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People:
Seattle: Bob Barker, Julia Sweeney, Kenny G, Dave Matthews, Heart, Jimi Hendrix, Quincy Jones, Adam West (Mayor Adam West!)​
San Diego: Ted Williams, Ted Danson, Eddie Vedder, Jewel, RuPaul​
Winner: Seattle, just because we don't freeze our hero's....Or put them in drag...​

Natural Landmarks
Seattle: Mt. Rainier, Puget Sound, Olympic Mountains, Cascades​
San Diego: Coronado Beach​
Winner: Seattle, at our natural landmarks you have less of a chance of being robbed by a "undocumented worker" than down there..​

Head to Head:
Seattle: 26​
San Diego: 23​
Winner: Seattle, though it was the closest rivalry in the AFC West when we left...The All-Time Series has us leading in points by only 16...​

Last Meeting: (2010)
Seattle: 27​
San Diego: 20​
Winner: Seattle, remember Leon Washington last year?​

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Overall Winner: Seattle 8-4-1, it's only the Preseason but hey....FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!​

GO HAWKS!!!! Oh and Stay Classy San Diego!​
 
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I will make sure I have one every week this year....Didn't do them last year till the Lambs game at the end of the season but usually do them every week...
 
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