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[SIS]

 

[Idahawk]

5...5 dollar....5 dollar footlongs

 

[Idahawk]

So Bill pulled out a bank roll this big around , winked at us , and said don't worry boys I got the 12th man right here..

 

[Idahawk]

Ok Jay ..first you grab a handful of booty meat with each hand and spread em open...then bury your face right in there....then you reach around and grab mr happy .....And thats how you give a Rusty Trombone..

 

[Seattlehawk94]

So Ben and I were getting handjobs from the "lady" and she pulled down "her" pants and turns out "her" cock was this big! He left so fast he got into a motorcycle wreck...Me...I said, just because there's sausage doesn't mean you can't fill the buns...

 

[bobflipaburger]

This is about the size of Cowher's chin... let's compare...

 

[Pottsie]

Yeah, Ben missed that touchdown by THIS much, but I hit up Bill Leavy before the game and said, "If you HAVE to review any plays that deal with scoring, I'll give you my jewelry in my locker after the game." So yeah, that's what had happened...