Create a Caption - Mora's First Press Conference Edition

[SeaHawksHuddle]

Create a caption for the pic!

 

[Seattlehawk94]

You're like this big FUCKING BEAR man...

(Swingers Reference)

 

[bobflipaburger]

We're gonna crush every team we play next year.. Like this "ROAAAAAAAAR RAAAAR *boom* *smash* RAWROHROHOHRAAAAER!"

 

[Seattlehawk94]

"And I saw Michael grab the dog like this"

 

[Seattlehawk94]

"And Big Lo came at me like this, I think he was trying to eat me!"

 

[Fenom]

Reporter - "Do you think you will make the playoffs?"
Mora - "PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?!! PLAYOFFS?!?!?!??!"

...and then he is about to leap over the table and attack.

 

[HollywoodHawk]

"I can finally get my head outta Holmgren's, Knox-wanna-be fat white ass."

 

[Idahawk]

Tim Tebows girlfiends tits are this big around ...I swear to gawd ....I .....swear.....to .......gawd

If you havent seen her do yourself a favor and google her...have a sock handy !

 

[Idahawk]

I know why they call him Big Walter now !!!!

 

[Idahawk]

Matt..thats your sister in law on the view ?

 

[bobflipaburger]

Tim Tebows girlfiends tits are this big around ...I swear to gawd ....I .....swear.....to .......gawd

If you havent seen her do yourself a favor and google her...have a sock handy !

I'll save everyone the trouble

 

[Seattlehawk94]

DAMN!

I went THROUGH the sox and hit the fucking ceiling!

Another reason to draft Teabow one day!

 

[SIS]

"And I saw Michael grab the dog like this"

First off this one and the Big Lo caption were pretty damn good! :lol:

Second....WTF? Tebow's girl is .........WTF?!....HOLY SHIT!

Just ain't fair man.....

 

[Seattlehawk94]

"They're real...And they're spectacular"..

 

[Fenom]

Damn, Tebow is a lucky guy.

Create some Captions for these:

 

[Seattlehawk94]

Top: And then Mike put his hands around the dogs throat like so...

Bottom: Golly gee Wally, let's go to the malt shop!

 

[Fenom]

Mora demonstrating how he gets through to his players by grabbing them around their neck and choking them.

Mora after seeing a picture of Tim Tebow's girlfriend.

 

[SeahawkWag]

I'm tellin ya the GM is a jackass
Today's WR's are like this!
Now look at Trufant.
Most humans are 6 inches taller

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[Pottsie]

"And I was like, 'Mike, I WANT THAT HARLEY!' And Kathy got in the way, so I played like I was Reggie White sacking Bledsoe in the Super Bowl back in the day...but it didn't work. They rode off together down to Ivar's to get chowder in a bread bowl before their next job in SF."